[important] Brave New York Robber Barons Win My Heart

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Would you like to know why? I'll tell you why, because those brilliant, fantastic, filthy-rich, whoremongering, drunk, Sloane and Wharton grads ICED SCREECH.



For those of you are scratching your heads as to what icing is, firstly, UGH, go outside, there're filthy fratboys all over who are happy to indoctrinate you in their ways (caveat: if you see a Chad Michael Murray wandering around and you appear under the age of legal majority, RUN, or, if you want a car in trade for not being able to take your fiance to prom, RUN TOWARD HIM), secondly, source this very important compendium of Bros Icing Bros and read the fuck up.

PATRICK STEWART OFFICIALLY AWESOME

[thatneedslube]

STAR TREK / X-MEN / EVERYTHING AMAZING'S PATRICK STEWART WAS KNIGHTED!

THE BBC SAID IT, AND LO, STAR TREK / X-MEN / WHATEVER FANS EVERYWHERE CRIED OUT WITH JOY.

Patrick Stewart: Officially Awesome. So says Queen E2, so say we all.
THIS ICON IS SUPER APPROPRIATE. TELL ME WHY IN THE COMMENTS AND WIN NOTHING BUT MY GRUDGING RESPECT.

[love and hate] Kittens Plus Internets

[thatneedslube]

Things I love:

1.) Kittens
2.) The Internets

Things that are usually amazing together:

1.) Kittens
2.) The Internets

But something is wrong, Fangasmic fans. Something terrible has just happened on the internet. Something is marring a beautiful Venn diagram I made awhile back. You can see the blight upon it's face:



CAN YOU SEE IT?? Cats were not meant to tweet! If they do, cat currency (the money of the internet) will lose all value! The market will crash! I will start following (more) cats on twitter!

This is a problem if I want to be able to sometimes pass for a norm, guys. We need to fight this shit.