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Would you like to know why? I'll tell you why, because those brilliant, fantastic, filthy-rich, whoremongering, drunk, Sloane and Wharton grads ICED SCREECH.

For those of you are scratching your heads as to what icing is, firstly, UGH, go outside, there're filthy fratboys all over who are happy to indoctrinate you in their ways (caveat: if you see a Chad Michael Murray wandering around and you appear under the age of legal majority, RUN, or, if you want a car in trade for not being able to take your fiance to prom, RUN TOWARD HIM), secondly, source this very important compendium of Bros Icing Bros and read the fuck up.

For those of you are scratching your heads as to what icing is, firstly, UGH, go outside, there're filthy fratboys all over who are happy to indoctrinate you in their ways (caveat: if you see a Chad Michael Murray wandering around and you appear under the age of legal majority, RUN, or, if you want a car in trade for not being able to take your fiance to prom, RUN TOWARD HIM), secondly, source this very important compendium of Bros Icing Bros and read the fuck up.