GIRD YOUR PRE-TWEENISH LOINS IT'S TWILIGHT TIME

[damngirl]

ECLIPSE MOVIE TICKETS GO ON SALE THIS THURSDAY.

WELL FUCK-A-GODDAMN, HERE IT COMES. SHIT GIRL, GET YOURSELF TO A TERMINAL, THERE'S AN ARMY OF NEWBORN VAMPIRES FOURTEEN YEAR OLDS AND YOURS TRULY TO FIGHT OVER THIS SHIT.