Fangasmic

Leave it to SyFy (Seriously, does anyone else think their new name looks like either an erectile dysfunction medicine or space herpes?) to come up with what could be the made-for-tv movie of the year. Not since Thoughtcrimes have we been so excited for a TV movie. Don't believe me? Here, check out this absolutely amazing(ly bad) trailer:



Is it so bad it's good or so bad it's just bad? It's hard for me to be objective. On the one hand, it can walk on it's tentacles and kill some bikini-clad ladies to death. On the other--

No wait. It can kill bikini-clad ladies to death. Sometimes when they are bungee-jumping. I think we have a winner. Also, Sharktopus. Seriously.