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Remember how horrified we were to discover that for some reason they were making another season of Eureka? Even though Nathan wouldn't be in it? Sadly, the first episode of the new season has aired, and even sadder, I was elected to recap this thing. So here we go, spoilers ahoy, readers. I can't promise this will hurt you more than it hurt me.

( Fargo/SARAH is... THE TERMINATOR. Also this recap is NC17 and NSFW. )

There you have it, people. 19 steps to writing a terrible episode of Eureka, as if most episodes weren't already terrible.