[delicious] Lost in Translation

[thatneedslube]

It's that time again! Have you missed me? More likely you have missed your dose of delicious bookmarks based schadenfreud.



So... Prince Sherlock drugs Castiel into needing to mate as an experiment? Is that what this is? It's like three kinds of AU in one.


Surprise! You have no idea what this is about. Maybe a female chicken finally marries Arthur and all her dreams come true!


Things I like: double penetration; magical duplicates of the top all doing the bottom at the same time; dub con
Things I don't like: rape, gang rape, people who think rape fic is "good".


There is so much going on here I had trouble listing everything I loved about this.



Let's keep that in mind, please.


Almost everything that is terrible about NCIS fandom in one story. Just what you were looking for!


Maybe this is just me, but I feel like this is basically canon. When doesn't Eames wake up feeling like P. Diddy?


Translation: DANNY JUST HAS SO MANY FEELINGS.


Translation: Danny is kidnapped; Steve rescues him with his hammer. Hammer = penis.