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[stupid] The Cullens Spend Money Hand Over Fist; So Should You
Have you been eyeballing a Porsche 9-1-1 Turbo- in yellow, of course? (Or more plausibly, a VolvoVampireMobile?) Thinking about getting those promise rings?
Well, then.
I understand that you a) accumulate and b) spend a lot of capital in your freakish, stalking, neurotic very long life, so clearly, you need the right card.
HOW ABOUT ONE WITH EDWARD'S FACE ON IT?
I totally shit you not. (Un)fortunately, they're money cards only, so it's not eternal (Unlike you, Princess Lady Nyghtwying D'kness Raven Bluudston Sabreeena HotTopic Painfeather.)
Then again, you could always just put a picture of your timeless, unnaturally hot family on your Capital One card.
RENESMEE???
Well, then.
I understand that you a) accumulate and b) spend a lot of capital in your freakish, stalking, neurotic very long life, so clearly, you need the right card.
HOW ABOUT ONE WITH EDWARD'S FACE ON IT?
I totally shit you not. (Un)fortunately, they're money cards only, so it's not eternal (Unlike you, Princess Lady Nyghtwying D'kness Raven Bluudston Sabreeena HotTopic Painfeather.)
Then again, you could always just put a picture of your timeless, unnaturally hot family on your Capital One card.
RENESMEE???