Sep. 30th, 2010

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So the contrary delights over at Slate discovered a trove of smut ebooks available for the Kindle. There are a couple of reasons this is totally precious, including but not limited to the fact that they seem to view this as a revelatory thing -- which dovetails nicely with the whole BREAKING: LADIES — SOMETIMES TWO LADIES — WATCH GAY PORN thing we discussed earlier. Also, the titillation factor here where they're discussing some of the stories that show up is kind of fantastic:

Take, for example, a novel called Office Slave, in which an attractive female CFO is found to be embezzling from her manufacturing company. Rather than go to prison, she agrees to her boss's demand to become the company's sex slave. She is forced to wear slutty (or no) clothing at work; he films her in intimate acts; he instructs male coworkers to beat her physically for perceived transgressions; and she has sex with everyone imaginable, including factory workers (to reward productivity gains), prospective customers (to secure new contracts), a coworker (as a retirement gift), teenage boys (who deliver lunch to the office), etc. And—whaddya know?—no matter how physically abused and mentally degraded she is, she finds she actually enjoys it.


I think there's the possibility that fandom has permanently rewired what my brain interprets as socially acceptable, because I read that description and my knee-jerk response was something along the lines of, "Yeah. So? There're like, 58 J2 AUs like this posted yesterday."

The more intriguing bit, I think, is this:

Presumably, some small percentage of women might be attracted to this material. But much can be adduced from reader comments, such as, "I don't see how any woman could enjoy this ... just seems like every man's fantasy."


Is it really? I see so many stories like this, or more graphic, floating around fandom, and the majority of the people reading, commenting, and going into the vapors or retreating to their bunks after reading are women. Is smut of this tier truly something that most women don't enjoy? To take a casual survey of fandom, we'd think this shit was as normal as a heady teenage romance. Is that just us? Or is this just Slate?
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Obviously you know we're suckers for our favourite actors showing up on other programs, soothing us with their incredibly deep, sexy voices and... wait. Wait. I got off track. The point is, Benedict Cumberbatch will be hosting Have I Got News For You on October 14th on BBC1.



In case you're unfamiliar with HIGNFY (like I was) I've done the Googling for you! It is one of those delightful comedy news/quiz shows that are so popular in the UK and that have started eating up all of my evenings because they are the funniest fucking things on television.

Remember when David Tennant hosted Never Mind the Buzzcocks for a Doctor Who/music special? No? I bet you're trying to find it right now, and if not you should be because it was goddamn amazing.

So yes. Cumberbitch, deep voice, funny jokes, maybe some news for you. Be ready to love it, people.

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