I'M SO HAPPY I COULD SUPER PEE MY PANTS

[whyareyoulikethis]

SMALLVILLE IS ENDING AFTER SEASON 10.

FOR THOSE OF YOU STILL WATCHING: YOU'VE ALMOST MADE IT, HAVE A MASOCHISM GOLD STAR. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO GAVE UP A LONG TIME AGO: JOIN ME IN THANKING LEX LUTHOR OR WHATEVER HIGHER POWER YOU BELIEVE IN AT THE PROSPECT OF NOT HAVING TO WATCH EVEN THE STUPID PROMOS FOR IT ON THE CW ANYMORE. MAYBE ON THE SERIES FINALE HE'LL FINALLY FUCKING FLY AFTER A SOLID DECADE OF CRAP POWERS LIKE SUPER BREATH. A DECADE, PEOPLE.

[reboots] Nikita is back!

[thatneedslube]

Oh my god, guys, Nikita is getting a reboot! This is especially exciting for me for several reasons.

1.) I never watched the original Nikita. Yes, you've told me it was awesome. But you know what else is awesome?
2.) McG. McG is going to be directing this thing. McG made his name in music videos, which means whatever he makes has scenes like this:

and this

Plus, I am assuming, a spy lady from the gayest of Die Hard movies, and hopefully a giant pile of fantasticness. Yeah. I'm in.