[recap] Iron Man 2 (Part 1 of 2) (Because This Movie Is Long As Balls.)

[stopitsomemore]

Sometimes, having friends in low places is good enough to get to you into a screener of Iron Man 2 a week before the U.S. release. The fact that I practically had to knife other friends in the face in order to get that slot means nothing. Nothing more than I am dedicated. This is part 1 of 2 of our recap. Fair warning, it's very, very detailed and chock full of spoilers. Plus, it's also not terribly polished; I didn't want to force my fellow FG writers into spoiling themselves for the film.

( Iron Man 2: Iron With A Vengeance. )

Part 2 coming tomorrow! For today, my wrist is going numb!

[porn] People I Don't Want to See Having Sex: The Joker, The Riddler

[thatneedslube]

Unlike most geeks, I absolutely adore 1960's Batman. It contributed heavily to my adoration of puns, bright colours, and 1960's Batgirl, who I honest to god hoped to be when I grew up complete with motorcycle, red wig, and occasional butler-assistance from Alfred.

Like most fangirls, I enjoy porn. It's just that usually it's literary porn not videos. In this case though, I might make an exception. I mean, this thing looks amazingly accurate in every way:

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The Daily What speculates that the entrance to the Batcave is the same one they used in the Adam West series, and man, if I didn't know that the original costumes were on display somewhere, I'd suspect they were using those, too.

So pluses: hot ladies, Batman, sexual tension with Robin, amazing puns and riddles, etc.
Negatives: ladies mean probably no hot Batman/Robin sexing, possibility of the Joker and Riddler having sex with ladies as well.

Hmmm, it's a tough call.