Fangasmic

First the Fangasmic staff make fun of me, but then they enable me. It is a vicious cycle in which I say I can wait for a second edition of the iPad and then claw desperately at my face and the apple.com website because the international edition has been delayed even further.

Knowing I continue to waffle, Apple ups the ante with news that the best iPad stand is a cat on your lap.

YOU MOCK ME, SIR. YOU MOCK ME KNOWING I CANNOT HAVE A CAT OR AN IPAD BUT DESPERATELY WANT BOTH.