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dracothelizard ([personal profile] dracothelizard) wrote in [community profile] fangasmic 2010-04-03 10:26 pm (UTC)

Here via metafandom

Well, my main OTP (for Top Gear, so it's RPF) is more of an OT3 for all three presenters, Richard Hammond, Jeremy Clarkson and James May.

While the three presenters are good friends and do get each other, they're not going to admit to that. Clearly, if the three of them went to grocery store, they would all find out they all wanted broccoli, but they'd want one of the others to get it for them. None of them are going to give in and get the broccoli first. I think it'd be along the lines of:

JEREMY: "You want broccoli, both of you, don't you? Well, I'm not going to buy it. You can buy it yourself."
RICHARD: "Who said anything about wanting to buy broccoli? I don't want broccoli. Maybe you want broccoli but you don't want to admit to it."
JEREMY: "I'm not the one who's keen on broccoli, you two are."
Meanwhile, James sneakily deposits some broccoli in Jeremy's shopping basket when he is too busy arguing with Richard. When he's paying, Jeremy spends some time talking about how he didn't put the broccoli in there at all and didn't even want it, but now that it's in there he may as well pay for it because he can't be bothered putting it back, and is secretly quite relieved one of the others got it anyway.

And then they bicker over what kind of dish they're going to make with the broccoli,

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