(Here from metafandom, only mildly dead from laughter.)
Oh, god this is hilarious. And far too much fun to do.
Tidus and Yuna: this is hard to score, because while Tidus might in fact correctly guess that Yuna wants broccoli (though she won't say so, because she knows other people don't like it and it's not that important to her) once their gazes had actually met, the intervening space is likely to be occupied by other people who pick up on the look and grab the broccoli while Tidus is still guessing, since he didn't even know Yuna liked broccoli. C, maybe, since he *would* get it, just not as fast.
Blue Beetle: So, what are we going to do tonight, Booster? Booster Gold: *significant look toward the vegetable drawer* Beetle: ...Booster? Cue? Booster: Oh, right, sorry. The same thing we do every night, Beetle! Try not to turn dinner into charcoal! Beetle: Right! Wait...you're under the control of a horrible vegetable monster, aren't you? Hijinks: *ensue* Booster: How did you know? Beetle: I kept getting the weirdest feeling you wanted broccoli or something, but you told me they don't even have broccoli when you're from! Booster: True. (It might be nice to try, though...) Grade: B, because Beetle will never believe that anyone could want to try broccoli, so Booster will never actually get to know its...broccoli-ness. And a good thing too!
Hakkai: (um, hypothesizing that for some reason unbeknownst to all, also sundry, he thinks letting someone else do the shopping would be a good idea) *smiles* Gojyo: Suddenly, I have the strangest feeling that if I don't buy broccoli they will never find my body. Hakkai: *smiles* Have fun. Gojyo: Look, I told you, that wasn't what it looked like! Hakkai: *smiles* Of course not. Gojyo: Look, I'll be back in ten minutes with broccoli and, I dunno, something else green. Ten minutes. I swear. Hakkai: *smiles* See you. Gojyo: I resent that! Grade: A+, mostly because people who cannot pass the broccoli test with Hakkai either a)have never conversed with him or b)are dead for reasons that may or may not be related to failure to purchase broccoli.
no subject
Oh, god this is hilarious. And far too much fun to do.
Tidus and Yuna: this is hard to score, because while Tidus might in fact correctly guess that Yuna wants broccoli (though she won't say so, because she knows other people don't like it and it's not that important to her) once their gazes had actually met, the intervening space is likely to be occupied by other people who pick up on the look and grab the broccoli while Tidus is still guessing, since he didn't even know Yuna liked broccoli. C, maybe, since he *would* get it, just not as fast.
Blue Beetle: So, what are we going to do tonight, Booster?
Booster Gold: *significant look toward the vegetable drawer*
Beetle: ...Booster? Cue?
Booster: Oh, right, sorry. The same thing we do every night, Beetle! Try not to turn dinner into charcoal!
Beetle: Right! Wait...you're under the control of a horrible vegetable monster, aren't you?
Hijinks: *ensue*
Booster: How did you know?
Beetle: I kept getting the weirdest feeling you wanted broccoli or something, but you told me they don't even have broccoli when you're from!
Booster: True. (It might be nice to try, though...)
Grade: B, because Beetle will never believe that anyone could want to try broccoli, so Booster will never actually get to know its...broccoli-ness. And a good thing too!
Hakkai: (um, hypothesizing that for some reason unbeknownst to all, also sundry, he thinks letting someone else do the shopping would be a good idea) *smiles*
Gojyo: Suddenly, I have the strangest feeling that if I don't buy broccoli they will never find my body.
Hakkai: *smiles* Have fun.
Gojyo: Look, I told you, that wasn't what it looked like!
Hakkai: *smiles* Of course not.
Gojyo: Look, I'll be back in ten minutes with broccoli and, I dunno, something else green. Ten minutes. I swear.
Hakkai: *smiles* See you.
Gojyo: I resent that!
Grade: A+, mostly because people who cannot pass the broccoli test with Hakkai either a)have never conversed with him or b)are dead for reasons that may or may not be related to failure to purchase broccoli.
This is far too much fun.