[tv highlights] SGA References And Bad Choices All Around

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Leverage 3x07

Debt sucks; free health care would solve a lot of problems; Elliot & Hardison are super gay and kind of fail/win in the woods. More importantly, for some reason Nathan thinks shady dealers are faux-French, especially when they try to revolutionize America.

Leverage 3x08

Everyone looks super hot in racing gear. Also there is something about stolen cars and a recycled plot from an old (amazing) episode of Due South but we like it anyway. Anything with MOAR PARKER.

Covert Affairs 1x04

We are supposed to buy some fake tension between our heroine and this Mossad agent, but it's not very believable and also there are more pressing concerns: Like Auggie is badass and also terribly, terribly sad. Obviously he has to get back into the field at some point, but we don't know how yet because this (thankfully) isn't Jake 2.0.

Psych 5x03

Aliens are real. Geeks are hot. Seriously, geeks are amazing and you should just let your geek side roll in public because someone is super into it and not telling you, out of shame of their own geekiness. Awww. Also, aliens!

Psych 5x04

It is totally cool to date people much younger than you or much sketchier than you, or people much older than you. Though sometimes it might get weird. Shawn, Lassie? I think this episode was aimed at you.

Rizzoli & Isles 1x04

Rizzoli could have gone to Uni or been a hooker, but chose to be a cop instead. Her mom is still annoying. Isles could fix your engines, or Rizzoli's engines, if they'd just get with the program already. Shut up, you know what I mean. These ladies would be so good together. They could run an illegal hooker/car ring! Or something. Or just solve crimes. Whatever.

White Collar 2x04

Elizabeth still weirdly green-screened away; Peter tries to seduce his team with a pen (and weirdly, it works). Neal sucks at crime this week, but luckily Mozzie is still amazing. Oh yeah, and the lady of the week was the best female agent on Numb3rs. It's really too bad she left that show, except it went pretty bad pretty fast.

Project Runway 8x01

Let's pretend this first challenge isn't real! There were some fugly clothes, but while I can see that the girl who won this challenge is really talented, I also didn't like her dress. At all. I thought maybe the blue number would win (it lost hard) or the shorts jump suit (grey) which was really cute. Meanwhile, someone has a different idea of what constitutes "clothes". (Hint: he is wrong.)

Project Runway 8x02

Clearly these contestants haven't been watching America's Next Top Model because otherwise they'd know more about directing a photoshoot. The winning outfit was actually absolutely gorgeous and I would totally wear it all over the place. In other good news, that asshole in the hat (a litteral asshat, if you will) went home and just barely soon enough.

Eureka 4x02

Nothing really happens except eventually, Jack and Lt. Cadman break up, which is sad because now he will be stupidly chasing Allison again. Eugh. The good news is, Deputy Andy is back but got heavily electrocuted and needs a new face.

Eureka 4x03

Everyone is so angry all the time. Also they have to work (temporarily) with a Dr. Parrish (In-joke? It's hard to tell) played by Wil Wheaton. This is extra funny because of 404.

Eureka 4x04

We get a good, solid dose of Jo/Zane romance in the making which was really, really enjoyable even if as usual the "mystery" of the episode was obvious within about seven minutes. More importantly, Deputy Andy officially has his new face and it's Major Lorne! Yes, Kavan Smith is back for all your deputy needs.

Eureka 405

Gratuitous Warehouse 13 isn't doing as well as we'd hoped so let's shamelessly cross-promote! episode. It is honestly called "Crossing Over". The main point appears to be that Fargo could totally have sex with this girl who, even though I know she is 20 years old in real life, looks and acts in the show like she's 16, seriously skeeving me out. Nothing really happens in this episode. It's really, really boring.

I'm pretty sure we'll have more about Sherlock in a few days, guys, so if you haven't watched it yet, now's a good time to start.

What else are you watching now that TV has finally returned to us?