fangasmic | [house] House is dead to us. DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?

thatneedslube: oh also don't watch House this week, it is everything I hate

stopitsomemore: okay i won't?

thatneedslube: I mean, watch it if you want to see pivotal house shit

thatneedslube: but it was the worst episode ever

stopitsomemore: just tell me what happens so i don't have to watch it

thatneedslube: Cuddy gets engaged to nice PI guy

stopitsomemore: OOOO i love lucas!

thatneedslube: and then she and House have to save people from a collapsed building which culminates in House being unable to save a lady after they have to amputate her leg after he promised he wouldn't let them and then obviously goes home and breaks his bathroom mirror to get at his stash of vicodin

thatneedslube: and just before he goes to take it, Cuddy comes in and is like "Cool, get high. PS I broke up with my boyfriend because I love you so much; let's be together forever in the most unhealthy and terrible relationship of all time"

thatneedslube: and then they do it.

whyareyoulikethis: ugh, terrible. ihatechu house

stopitsomemore: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK?

whyareyoulikethis: Aaaaaand there's the backhand we've been bracing ourselves for.

stopitsomemore: UGH FUCK YOU HOUSE FUCK YOU UGH UGH I HATE YOU WHY DID I LET YOU MOVE BACK IN

thatneedslube: yeah, i regret it a lot. I should have stopped watching after Wilson porn was revealed; I mean, how could they go anywhere but down from there?

damngirl: oh man can i describe how happy i am i stopped watching that show

thatneedslube: yeah be super glad,

damngirl, there was some amazing stuff recently but then they were like PS, WE GAVE YOU HERPES HAHAHAHAHA

Reasons this post took so long to make:

1) Hate
2) SEVERE ANGER
3) The one girl in this group who watches Twilight and sometimes comes in with news about teen heart-throbs like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus* is the only one sensible enough to have stopped watching after season 1.

OUR PAIN IS FOREVER.

*do they both count? I am old now, in my cold, dead heart. OOOOOLLD.

[house] House is dead to us. DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?

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