[antm] In and Out (of focus)

[thatneedslube]

So, Krista won. I'm not surprised. I'm also not surprised that it came down to Raina Three Wolf Moon and Krista-- the gay guy and I at work have been saying that for ages. The surprising part is this:


WTF IS THAT. I can't believe none of the judges (*cough* NIGEL BARKER *cough*) mentioned that this photo is entirely out of focus. Are they sure that man was a professional photographer? Because I wouldn't put this on Facebook let alone a reality television show about photographing models.

There was other madness, too. Like when Tyra told all four girls that they looked fabulous, this is what had just walked into the room:



If you are going to judging, we've all read horror stories from behind the scenes about how it actually takes hours, but listen, it's the judging where they pick the final two models. Here are some handy rules:

1.) WEAR HEELS. Have you girls not been listening? How do you always lose your heels? You're supposed to be models. Have a pair in your giant bag at all times. Especially if you are getting on a plane, or going to judging, or go-sees.

2.) Raina, this one's for you: wear a dress. It's second-to-final judging! I can't believe you wore jeans.

3.) Try to remember those lessons from the 17 magazine challenge about dressing for your body type. If, say, you have no boobs, no ass, and are stick-thin, wear something to fake some curves. If you have to waist, wear something to fake a waist. I just.. why are you all dressed in unflattering outfits except for Angelea, who we all knew was going to screw up? Eugh,

TL;DR: Girls fail to dress properly; Krista won even though she is a rectangle; Raina still = 3 wolf moon.


Tyra, that thing you were wearing. What was that? Burn it. Burn it now.