[antm] Tyra Soothes the Savage Breast
May. 5th, 2010 09:43 pmDon't ask me why, because I don't find Tyra very soothing and I don't want her anywhere near my boobs, but somehow that's what happened this week. But here are the facts:

Therefore Tyra soothed Raina, who was topless again for no apparent reason? (We didn't even get to actually see her boobs, since they blurred those out. I don't get the point. Also it was a neck-and-up only shot? So confused.) I guess Tyra did give her a bit of a scalp massage. Maybe that did it.
As an aside, what about this doesn't say really nice ad to you? There were weeks where Jessica's photos have been weak, but I don't think this was one of them.

NEXT WEEK TWO HOUR FINALE. BE THERE, OR BE A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE IN NEW ZEALAND. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
- Raina is an untamed wolf
- Tyra was the photographer this week
- Raina was soothed into a mediocre photo

Therefore Tyra soothed Raina, who was topless again for no apparent reason? (We didn't even get to actually see her boobs, since they blurred those out. I don't get the point. Also it was a neck-and-up only shot? So confused.) I guess Tyra did give her a bit of a scalp massage. Maybe that did it.
As an aside, what about this doesn't say really nice ad to you? There were weeks where Jessica's photos have been weak, but I don't think this was one of them.

NEXT WEEK TWO HOUR FINALE. BE THERE, OR BE A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE IN NEW ZEALAND. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.