[antm] Nice Girls Finish Last

[thatneedslube]

Or not last, in this case, since finishing last kind of means you won America's Next Top Model. Maybe nice girls get eliminated earlier? Still inaccurate since as we all know, Alasia is not a very nice person.



But suffice to say if Tyra Banks tells you that you are a "pretty girl" that's the end of the line for you. It happens every cycle. ANTM isn't about pretty girls, it's about girls with flat chests and weird figures and wonky faces who, as it happens, sometimes take a really nice picture.

Male bystander: A subset of the people in this room* have better boobs than all of these girls. I don't understand. They're models? They look weird.

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*read: all the females