[consumerism] On the One Hand, It's the Ugliest Trek Uniform, on the Other, It Is Also the Gayest

[stopitsomemore]

So apparently, the fuckugly red thing that James T. Kirk wore while weeping and boldly gaying shit up where no one had ever gayed shit up before, inspiring an entire generation of brilliant women to stop, pause, and say, "...hey, I'd really enjoy it if those two hit it," is going to be up for auction this weekend in Beverly Hills.

It was first worn by Shatner's character Admiral James T Kirk and appeared in 1982 film The Wrath of Khan before being adapted for actor Leon Russom, who starred in Star Trek VI.

Both actor's names can still be seen printed on the inside of the garment, which is tied at the waist with a belt, and buckle shaped like the Starfleet command division logo.

Start breaking your piggy banks, girls, and digging quarters up from between the couch cushions, but be aware that it's probably going to go for like 13,000 pounds so maybe just sell a sibling or unwanted child instead?

[nsfw] also [wtf] Because Seriously, This Is WTF Involving Alexander Skarsgard and Rhys Thomas

[stopitsomemore]

Specifically, Skarsgard and Thomas sort of humping. Against a wall. In a room that looks shittier than the first apartment I lived in after I left college.

stopitsomemore: ...OKAY OH MY GOD
stopitsomemore: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xdyuv5_uh-oh-askars-skarsgard_shortfilms?start=1#from=embed
whyareyoulikethis: is it more or less terrifying with the sound on?
stopitsomemore: i --
stopitsomemore: it's just --
stopitsomemore: i
stopitsomemore: ALEXANDER SKARSGARD
stopitsomemore: WHAT THE FUCK
whyareyoulikethis: ahaha that dude is being air guitar dubconned or something.
stopitsomemore: RIGHT?
whyareyoulikethis: WTF IS THIS?????
stopitsomemore: I DON'T KNOW
stopitsomemore: I'M TRYIN TO THINK
stopitsomemore: OF HOW TO DESCRIBE THIS
stopitsomemore: FOR FG
whyareyoulikethis: I SHOULD NOT BE WATCHING THIS AT WORK.
stopitsomemore: WHAT THE FUCK
whyareyoulikethis: IDK
stopitsomemore: seriously
stopitsomemore: it's like
stopitsomemore: air guitar dubcon
stopitsomemore: until it gets EVEN MORE FUCKED UP
stopitsomemore: i just --
stopitsomemore: how would this even get described
whyareyoulikethis: THIS IS ME, AT A LOSS.
stopitsomemore: I think I'm just going to have to post this exchange
stopitsomemore: because I have nothing.
whyareyoulikethis: YEAH. NOTHING. SKARSGARD TRYING TO, IDEK, RIP THE DUDE'S LEVI'S TAG OFF WITH HIS TEETH SHOULD NOT BE SO UNCOMFORTABLE TO WATCH. AND YET.