[badass] Yoda Recording Lines for the Tom Tom GPS System.

[stopitsomemore]

As the biggest Star Wars nerd on the FG crew, my obligation it is to bring news of Yoda's recording session for the Tom Tom GPS unit we've discussed here before. The best part is where he uses the force to shut the haters up. Anybody who cannot understand his directions is probably only driving to the dark side, anyway.

[celebritizing] Somewhere, Justin Long Just Orgasmed and He Doesn't Know Why

[thatneedslube]

The day this cologne is released, Justin Long will buy tubs of it and roll around in it like a cat in heat because damn, that's manly!

Also it is the sweet, sweet smell of Bruce Willis: Action Hero and Computer Genius.