[fandom texts] TFLN: The Wonder Years

[damngirl]

THEN: Embarrassing sexual positions and alcohol abuse.

NOW:

(Jim Kirk): if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.

(Merlin Emrys): the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.

(Kurt Hummel): im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one

(Clark Kent): we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.

(Kate Beckett): His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.

(Nate Ford): I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover

(Sam Winchester): No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

(Neal Caffrey): You only like me because I'm a challenge
(Peter Burke): You already blew me

(Burton "Gus" Guster): Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

(John Watson): Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.