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[fandom texts] TFLN: The Wonder Years
THEN: Embarrassing sexual positions and alcohol abuse.
NOW:
NOW:
(Jim Kirk): if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
(Merlin Emrys): the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
(Kurt Hummel): im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
(Clark Kent): we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
(Kate Beckett): His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
(Nate Ford): I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
(Sam Winchester): No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
(Neal Caffrey): You only like me because I'm a challenge
(Peter Burke): You already blew me
(Burton "Gus" Guster): Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
(John Watson): Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.