[house] House is dead to us. DEAD, DO YOU HEAR ME?

[thatneedslube]

thatneedslube: oh also don't watch House this week, it is everything I hate
stopitsomemore: okay i won't?
thatneedslube: I mean, watch it if you want to see pivotal house shit
thatneedslube: but it was the worst episode ever
stopitsomemore: just tell me what happens so i don't have to watch it
thatneedslube: Cuddy gets engaged to nice PI guy
stopitsomemore: OOOO i love lucas!
thatneedslube: and then she and House have to save people from a collapsed building which culminates in House being unable to save a lady after they have to amputate her leg after he promised he wouldn't let them and then obviously goes home and breaks his bathroom mirror to get at his stash of vicodin
thatneedslube: and just before he goes to take it, Cuddy comes in and is like "Cool, get high. PS I broke up with my boyfriend because I love you so much; let's be together forever in the most unhealthy and terrible relationship of all time"
thatneedslube: and then they do it.
whyareyoulikethis: ugh, terrible. ihatechu house
stopitsomemore: are you FUCKING KIDDING ME? WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK FUCK?
whyareyoulikethis: Aaaaaand there's the backhand we've been bracing ourselves for.
stopitsomemore: UGH FUCK YOU HOUSE FUCK YOU UGH UGH I HATE YOU WHY DID I LET YOU MOVE BACK IN
thatneedslube: yeah, i regret it a lot. I should have stopped watching after Wilson porn was revealed; I mean, how could they go anywhere but down from there?
damngirl: oh man can i describe how happy i am i stopped watching that show
thatneedslube: yeah be super glad, damngirl, there was some amazing stuff recently but then they were like PS, WE GAVE YOU HERPES HAHAHAHAHA


Reasons this post took so long to make:

1) Hate
2) SEVERE ANGER
3) The one girl in this group who watches Twilight and sometimes comes in with news about teen heart-throbs like Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus* is the only one sensible enough to have stopped watching after season 1.

OUR PAIN IS FOREVER.

*do they both count? I am old now, in my cold, dead heart. OOOOOLLD.

Comments

[nianeyna]

NOOOOOO WTF

GODDAMMIT CUDDY, YOU WERE SO COOL. TT__TT

/stopped watching after season four