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[Day Jobs] Professional MPREG Furry

2010-12-09T11:35:49Z

Posted by: earthlogicpls

There are jobs that seem too crazy to be true that you can actually do for a living. Like testing experimental aircraft. Or being a professional MPREG Furry.

What, you haven't heard about what is ostensibly the best job ever? A four-month old baby panda cub at Woolong National Nature Reserve in China needed good role models to help it grow up and be re-introduced into the wild, so obviously this job was created:

stopitsomemore: …oh my GOD BEST. JOB. EVER.
thatneedslube: Well, I wouldn't actually want it, but cute. though basically are they being paid to be furries? like...mpreg furries?
earthlogicpls: i have a worse question
thatneedslube: wow, is that possible?
earthlogicpls: do they do something to SMELL like pandas? because i think that's a bigger issue than looking like a panda

Probably the answer is yes, in case you were wondering.

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[delicious] All-Merlin Special

2010-06-13T12:14:00Z

Posted by: thatneedslube

Are you gearing up for a new season of Merlin, Fangasmic-fans? I am, which is why I have looked into the heart of delicious.com and brought you fresh wonders from, um, well actually maybe not wonders. I don't know what you might call these. Let's just say "new samples for study".

( Here it comes. Yep. It's a MAGICALLY DELICIOUS pun. Ha. )

Next time on del.icio.us bookmarks, the all Kirk/Spock edition. I bet you're uh, excited. Or washing your eyeballs.

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[comics] EFF NO, BATMAN

2010-06-11T02:43:26Z

Posted by: thatneedslube

FUCK NO.

I mean, everyone knows Batman knocks up Robin. Plus everyone smart knows that Superman's sperm could kill a man.

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[recap] Sex Pistols Here to Impregnate Your Men, Slash Wereleopards, Prompt You to Scream, "WHAT?"

2010-04-22T00:34:35Z

Posted by: stopitsomemore

Hi, guys. Hi. Have you ever heard of a Japanese BL (boizu rabu, according to Wikipedia) series titled Sex Pistols?

Oh, you mean you haven't walked past the shelf at Borders where they are probably covered in plastic and and mostly obscured by a clutch of unforch-looking teenaged boys giggling and gagging -- and inevitably, the one reading it with wide, lustful eyes, because finally, finally, he's realized that cock is that for which he has hungered -- as they read the one copy that's had its wrapping discarded? That's cool.

Here's the short version: there are animal spirits who walk among us (read: furries, pay a-fuckin-ttention) and also, dudes can drop shorties (read: your ass can be a fertile valley of animal spirit babies) and also, someone in Japan gave an anime production company some E (read: a lot of E) and they made a two-part special about it.

( If that sounds super super horrifying, then you probably should not click onward and inward and deep and hot and wet into this recap of the first part. )

Ultimately, the only unqualified good of this OAV, aside from some impressively high production values and fairly good voice acting (although nobody I recognized right off the bat — what about you guys?), is that they didn't get into the entire animal spirit man-impregnating aspect. In case you're wondering? That is a major God damn plot point if you choose to read the manga. I am not advocating you read the manga. I am telling you that male pregnancy will happen to your face you read it. It will happen to your face hard. And fast. And sweaty, slapping against your spit-slick chin. It will probably happen to your face under some bleachers before seventh period math.

I recommend you build up reserves of your strength, ladies. Part two will be out eventually, and being strong like an ox, I will watch it — TWICE — in order to bring you the recap of that, too. May God have mercy on our souls.

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