[consumerism] On the One Hand, It's the Ugliest Trek Uniform, on the Other, It Is Also the Gayest

[stopitsomemore]

So apparently, the fuckugly red thing that James T. Kirk wore while weeping and boldly gaying shit up where no one had ever gayed shit up before, inspiring an entire generation of brilliant women to stop, pause, and say, "...hey, I'd really enjoy it if those two hit it," is going to be up for auction this weekend in Beverly Hills.

It was first worn by Shatner's character Admiral James T Kirk and appeared in 1982 film The Wrath of Khan before being adapted for actor Leon Russom, who starred in Star Trek VI.

Both actor's names can still be seen printed on the inside of the garment, which is tied at the waist with a belt, and buckle shaped like the Starfleet command division logo.

Start breaking your piggy banks, girls, and digging quarters up from between the couch cushions, but be aware that it's probably going to go for like 13,000 pounds so maybe just sell a sibling or unwanted child instead?