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The Rapture, ladies and gentlemen. I may not believe in god, but I would love to help Rupert Young out if you know what I mean.
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It doesn't just get better, kids. It's gets more Takei. <3
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I'd love to help you out, Bradley, but I have no idea what you're talking about. Is this a card game? Who tops in fic? Because if you're looking for stories where Merlin tops Arthur, I don't really have any of those.



Oooh, you're looking for which Merlin characters are best at what skill? Well, we're going to have to disagree with you here, Bradders, even though we know you mostly made this list because of your hardon for Percival.

  • Gaius: 100 keeping the magic a secret

  • Merlin: 100 being the most recognizably homosexual character so that even the generic knights know it

  • Sir Leon: 100 Badass Integrity

  • Gwaine: 100 Drunken Master

  • Percival: 100 Tickets to the Gun Show


But wait, we can expand that list.

  • Arthur: 100% not interested in women until affected by a magic spell

  • Morgana: 100 stabbiness power

  • Gwen: 100% should have run off with Lancelot in series 1

  • Male guest stars: 100% have a hardon for Arthur


Tell us your Merlin Top Trumps in the comments! You know, the ones you can't actually send to Bradley because you're a good person.
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Promise you'll never stop being homoerotically in love with your co-stars. I love it so much. <3
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I know, I know, all I do recently is post things from Bradley James' twitter, but have you been following him? The boy is sweeter than snails and puppy dog tails and apparently full of fanservice.



Let's talk about this image he posted tonight for a minute.

  1. Hell yes those knights are hot. Like super hot. And they're just casually posing for Bradley's twitter. God, every time I write that it sounds like Bradley has a vagina. Awkward.

  2. The only person who looks confused here is Rupert, and I think that's because Bradley is sitting in his lap. I mean, we all know Bradley thinks he is all that,



    but also that possibly Rupert is responsible for all viruses on the internet. That's mostly because Bradley doesn't understand how the Internet works and about 10% because he gets really flustered every time Rupert emails him anything.



    Poor Colin.

  3. Okay seriously check out those arms. HOTT.

  4. Most important of all: Gawaine has the most homosexual hair of all the knights, and I can't tell if that was the actor's choice for downtime (I'm sure he would say that "football" is a serious "sport" and he needs his hair out of his eyes, but let's be serious - the only people who take "football" seriously call it "football" instead of soccer) or if the people in hair and make up read a lot of Gawaine/Merlin >> jealous!Arthur >> Arthur/Merlin fan fiction and figured this was a nice way to gay him up for series four.

  5. Listen, I did my hair that way when I was in grades one and two.
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I know, I know, but Twitter has just been full of gems lately.



We can only assume Scott Caan has finally snapped under the sexual onslaught that is Alex O'Loughlin constantly up in his personal space.
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and in that Future, Bradley James destroys the internet. Here, let me show you exactly what I mean:


When I saw this my first thought was "Who gave Bradley James a PC? He should be on an iPad, for his own safety. ...but he probably plays a lot of flash games and wouldn't be able to figure out how to find porn on it."

A few minutes later:


Maybe a regular mac is a good compromise for him. Colin could show him how it works except I bet Colin uses Linux and DVORAK just to be pretentious. At least he'll be safer on it. But really, no one can give Bradley IT help over twitter. You probably have to just push him aside and take the mouse.


Aaaaand confirmed.


This is just precious. Like watching a dog run into a glass door over and over again.
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That's right, Bradley took candy from a stranger and then ate it. And he didn't even know what the label said.

[personal profile] stopitsomemore: dumb as a box of hair. Seriously, that kid. He's lucky he's so attractive.

Because she would probably give him "candy" if she had half the chance.
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I can never tell if Bradley James is being sarcastic or not. I just want to believe he loves watching ANTM as much as we do.
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He probably also loves gender AUs. I know this, because of something that happened on his twitter recently.



It's okay, Gaytiss. We are right there with you.
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Being an asshole! Neil Patrick Harris agrees with us!

So, meet Eric Braeden:



You might remember him from playing Victor on the Young & The Restless. (Shut up, don't judge me, lots of people watch soaps. LOTS OF PEOPLE WATCH SOAPS OKAY, JESUS CHRIST.) He also played Robin's dad on How I Met Your Mother:



He's supposed to be back on the show, which will be great for all people who enjoy the humor of Canadians. Or making fun of Canadians. Or whatever. I'm told it's not really mocking if it's uncomfortably accurate! Anyway, apparently Eric "Also, I'm Victor On Young & The Restless" decided the part was too small for him and just ditched set.

Don't worry guys, NPH says what we're all thinking:



In conclusion, awesome as hell. Keep on being awesome, NPH.
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Because if I'm reading this right, Nathan Fillion's ass just gets sexier with age. We agree, Nathan, but seriously-- photos or it didn't happen.
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Edgar Wright (Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim) and Nathan Fillion (Firefly, Castle) are getting married. Are you excited for their fictional romance? This could be the beginning of a beautiful production company.
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It's time to stay at home mom suit-up, kids! NPH and his husband finally have their twin babies, which means they can finally hang the world's coolest Baby on Board sign in their rear window.
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The only reasonable explanation I can think of for David Hewlett having anything to do with Hellcats is putting money into Baz's college fund. And that's a super good reason to do something, but that doesn't mean anyone at FG is going to watch any episode of that show.

Wait, that's a lie. One of us might, but I think we can hold an intervention. I'll do my best to prevent that tragedy.

Oh my god, now we have a Hellcats tag. What have I done?!
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You can try and argue otherwise all you want but cats = fandom, QED: Joe Flanigan is rightfully terrified of his fans.

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