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So, ANTM two-hour finale spoilers )

Tyra, that thing you were wearing. What was that? Burn it. Burn it now.
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Don't ask me why, because I don't find Tyra very soothing and I don't want her anywhere near my boobs, but somehow that's what happened this week. But here are the facts:

Spoilers and breasts )

NEXT WEEK TWO HOUR FINALE. BE THERE, OR BE A SQUARE PEG IN A ROUND HOLE IN NEW ZEALAND. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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Or not last, in this case, since finishing last kind of means you won America's Next Top Model. Maybe nice girls get eliminated earlier? Spoilers! )
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This week the judges compared Raina to a wolf. I imagine at night she sometimes howls at the moon with her ice blue eyes, thinking longingly of the day she will find and subdue her ideal mate.


Raina prowls the wilderness in search of a mate for the coming winter.


She's obviously in my top two models on this cycle, but now I wonder-- is that only because I really want three images of her face against a moon, all that glow in the dark on a shirt I could wear to Wal Mart?

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I feel like America's Next Top Model needs to be re-branded. Sure, it's reality television and the producers are all about drama, but oh my god. Alasia?

Damn, girl! You crazy! )


It's not make up, she has crazy eyes all the time.


I just need a medical professional to tell her, "Girl, you crazy."

In conclusion:

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The whole reason I watched America's Next Top Model this week (okay, aside from the part where I watch ANTM every week-- it's serious) was this week's insane promo for the episode that showed one of the models sexually harassing judge and photographer Nigel Barker.

Ladies, Nigel Barker is an attractive male model, but that doesn't excuse trying to take his clothes off in a tram. More importantly, Nigel Barker being sexy doesn't excuse this week's episode from not even including the big drama during judging we saw during the promo.

If you check the colour of Tyra's jumpsuit in the promo during the line "What were you thinking?!" you can see that it's different from the jumpsuit she wore during this week's judging.



TYRA BANKS, YOU'VE MISLED ME. I was looking for insane drama, Tyra. I was looking for a girl probably crashing to the floor in tears and Nigel filing a law suit.

That was kind of a big fail.
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ANTM CYCLE 14, OR: MY FATHER SAYS I'M DEMEANING MYSELF

He's right. )


IN CONCLUSION: NEEDS MOAR WEAVES, TEARS

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