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So in case you missed it, So Delicious So Terrible is now also a tumblr account that updates whenever we get submissions or whatever I find something terrible on my delicious. So below, please enjoy a round up of the things we've had there so far, in case you're not a tumblr weed.



Apparently, the person who sent this to me “regrets nothing”. I regret something already and I’m just reblogging it.


Remus Lupin: Teen Werewolf Sex God Part 3/69

It’s a movie set I want on my bookshelf.


I’m going to add some imaginary tags to this rec:

non-con, dub-con, drugs, bestiality, angst


Spoilers: Probably Harry wakes up with jizz in his pyjama pants.


Isn’t this also like half of Merlin fandom? Also: what a descriptive title.


Let’s just add a necrophilia tag to this.


My favourite is when the NC17 warning comes right after the warning that someone can turn into an animal. Yeah, I’m sure none of us are drawing conclusions about this story right now.


No comment.


At my old school, the rule was if you can’t articulate it, you can’t do it. Sorry, dudes.


So is this Snape/Harry, Twins/Harry, furries/Harry? everyone/catpeople? I feel like maybe this story encompasses more genres than I can safely count. Yes, safely. You heard.


Don’t cross the streams! Harry the werewolf veela was never meant to be!


I thought we got enough of fucking baked goods in that terrible movie. No? Okay. Well, I guess the jizz is the icing on the cake.




Oh, well obviously Parmesan would be a step too far. You, sir, have crossed a line!


I heard parking is always free in Dr. Watson’s ass.


James Spader walks into a room and people start experimenting sexually. Apparently it’s just what happens.


Solution: what if the date is nazi hunting, with candles?


But wait, wasn’t Freya already dead when—

Oh. Let’s add a tag to this. (Also, inexperienced + outdoor = DO NOT USE SAND AS LUBE OKAY)


Thanks for that clarification, Ariadne. Let me add my own:




I don’t know whether I’m more confused or spoiled for what happens. Or both. But also: DRAGONS.


I’ve read this story and loved it but from this summary everyone uses I would almost assume “activities” = bowel movements. TMI, Spock.


So is Lestrade a female shapeshifter ala Mystique pretending to be Sherlock’s cat/dog? Because seriously, we’ve had enough furry stuff on my subscriptions page for a good while.


Fit like Bumblebee’s dick up Shea LeBeouf’s ass.


Whenever you see the phrase “sexings”, “hot sexings” or any variation thereof, it is safe to assume that one of the reccer or the author is 12 years old and has only taken minimal sex-ed.

Either way, there is no chance I am ever clicking on this.


This sounds like a late 80s bad fantasy mary sue novel. No offence, Tony, I just don’t see you as the sparkles and wand type, discovering your inner female power or whatever.


It’s my favourite animal!!!!




More to come, I'm sure. We love your submissions!
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